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If they call you a walking red flag… might as well wear the uniform. Now in hoodie form.
Own Your Chaos
Bold distressed red “WALKING RED FLAG” across a black Gildan 18500 hoodie. Cozy enough for doom-scrolling, loud enough for every group chat roast.
The Joke Explained
You already know what it means — you’re the whole parade of warning signs. Dating apps beware. This hoodie owns it with zero shame.
When to Rock It
- Chilly first dates (extra irony)
- Couch-to-fridge runs
- Roasting sessions with the squad
- “I warned you” moments
Details
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz 50/50 cotton-poly blend (Gildan 18500) — warm, soft, and built to last
- Unisex classic fit with pouch pocket and double-lined hood
- DTG print that stays vibrant wash after wash
- Tear-away label, ribbed cuffs & hem that hold their shape
- Ethically grown US cotton — red flags with standards
Shipping & Returns
Made to order. Production 1–4 days + 3–7 shipping. Tracking included.
Not feeling the vibe? Hit support@aorbtees.com within 30 days — we’ll make it right.
Size guide
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| A) Length (cm) |
68.6 |
71.1 |
73.7 |
76.2 |
78.7 |
81.3 |
84 |
86 |
| B) Width (cm) |
101.6 |
111.8 |
122 |
132 |
142.2 |
152.4 |
162 |
172 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) |
50.8 |
55.9 |
61 |
66 |
71.1 |
76.2 |
81 |
86 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) |
85.1 |
87.6 |
90.2 |
92.7 |
95.3 |
97.8 |
100 |
103 |
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| A) Length (inches) |
27 |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33.1 |
33.9 |
| B) Width (inches) |
40 |
44 |
48 |
52 |
56 |
60 |
63.8 |
67.7 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
30 |
31.9 |
33.9 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) |
33.5 |
34.5 |
35.5 |
36.5 |
37.5 |
38.5 |
39.4 |
40.6 |
Care Instructions
| General |
The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs. |
| Wash |
Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric. |
| Dry |
Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store |
This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase. |
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