For the friend who laughs way too hard at inappropriate jokes. For the BBQ hero who brings the hot dogs and the chaos. For anyone who sees this shirt and immediately says, “Yeah… I need that.”
This Throat Goat tee does not whisper. It announces itself from across the cookout.
Featuring a bold goat graphic and the phrase “THIS THROAT GOAT LOVES JUICY WIENERS,” this shirt is pure, unapologetic adult humor—no filters, no regrets.
Perfect for:
BBQs that get unhinged after the third drink
Bachelor parties and weekend chaos
Gag gifts that actually get worn
Being that person at the party
Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle® tee, it’s soft enough to wear all day and loud enough to guarantee comments.
⚠️ Warning: This shirt will get reactions. Buy accordingly.
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Width, in
18.00
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22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
Length, in
28.00
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33.00
Sleeve length, in
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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