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Skipped childhood. Went straight to escrow.
The Three Kids and Two Mortgages T-shirt pairs a mustached baby graphic with the expression of someone who already knows what refinancing costs. Tiny face. Fully developed financial responsibilities.
Baby With Mustache. Grown-Man Problems.
For anyone who appreciates the “born retired” meme-or feels personally attacked by the concept of adulting. This baby with mustache shirt brings big dad energy without requiring proof of dependents.
Choose Your Print Placement
Want the joke coming or going? Select Front Print or Back Print when ordering. Your design appears on the side you choose.
Soft Tee. Heavy Responsibilities.
This unisex graphic tee keeps things comfortable while the baby handles the existential dread.
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Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
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Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline
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Ring-spun cotton for solid colors; fiber blends vary by color
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Tear-away label
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Reinforced shoulders and a seamless body
A Funny Gift for Someone Born Tired
An easy pick for meme collectors, dads with a sense of humor, and that friend who has complained about their back since age twenty.
Pick your print placement. Let the baby worry about the bills.
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2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
