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I Identify As Retarded – Pronouns: Retard/Retard’s

I Identify As Retarded – Pronouns: Retard/Retard’s

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This T‑shirt takes a wry, self-deprecating sense of humor and turns it into something you can wear without taking yourself too seriously. 

The design leans into blunt, honest humor — the kind of deadpan joke you drop with friends who get your awkward, unapologetic style. It pairs easily with faded jeans, a beanie, or a worn-in jacket, and works for low-key hangouts, late-night game nights, or casual coffee runs when you want to signal you don’t take yourself too seriously. 

The tone is more sardonic than mean: a little rough around the edges, and honest in a way that invites a knowing laugh.

Product Features:
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel.
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, comfortable drape.
- Durable ribbed collar with shoulder tape to hold shape through wear.
- Printed with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, long-lasting graphics.
- Tear-away label and Oeko‑Tex safety certification for comfort and quality.

Product features
- Lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton — soft and breathable
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for smooth drape
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape
- Durable DTF/DTG printing for sharp, lasting graphics
- Pearlized tear-away label and Oeko‑Tex certified materials

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

  

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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