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From 10 feet away: "My wife is hot." Up close: oh... she’s psychotic. The perfect savage flex for married guys who want laughs without saying too much.
Because the Trick Is the Whole Point
The word "psychotic" is styled so "hot" pops bright and bold, while the rest fades to near-invisible. At a glance or from across the room? Straight-up reads "My wife is hot." Get closer (or stare too long) and the full savage truth hits: "My wife is psychotic." It's that husband humor sweet spot—compliment on the surface, roast underneath. Wear it to piss off your wife (lovingly), flex at the BBQ, or gift it to your buddy who's always complaining.
When & Where This Shirt Wins
Anniversary dinner? Father’s Day? Random Tuesday when she’s in a mood? This is the shirt that starts conversations, gets screenshots, and probably earns you a side-eye from across the table. Subtle enough for public, chaotic enough for group chat.
Details
- Soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton you’ll actually wear all day (feels broken-in from the first wear)
- Modern unisex fit – true to size (your usual size for everyday, size up if you want that relaxed vibe)
- DTG print built to last (no peeling, no fading – the "hot" stays popping wash after wash)
- Tear-away label so nothing itches while you're dodging the death stare
- Ribbed collar that holds shape, no curling after a few spins in the dryer
Shipping & Returns (No BS) Production: 1–4 business days (made fresh, no warehouse dust) Shipping: 3–7 business days after that Tracking drops in your inbox so you can stalk it like a hawk
Not vibing? Our 30-Day Satisfaction Guarantee has you covered. Defective, wrong size, or you just realized she might actually kill you for this? Hit support@aorbtees.com within 30 days of delivery. Photo proof for issues helps. Made-to-order means sizing remorse is on you—check the chart before checkout.
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XL |
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3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
