It's not a confession. It's the most unhinged way to say "I know what the internet calls people like me... and I'm putting it out there anyway." Pure chaos bait. Wear it once and watch strangers do mental gymnastics trying to figure out if you're serious.
Where this shirt lives
Grocery store run where you want zero small talk
Family BBQ you weren't invited to stay long at
Concert pit where everyone's already mad
Just scrolling TikTok and realizing you need to leave the house eventually
Soft enough for daily wear, loud enough to start (or end) conversations.
Ultra-soft lightweight feel (4.5 oz ring-spun cotton base) you'll actually reach for every day
Modern unisex fit – true to size, no side seams for clean lines, ribbed collar that won't curl after wash #1
Reinforced shoulders with twill tape so it holds shape through whatever dumb shit you get into
DTG print that's crisp, won't crack or fade fast – built for repeat wears and hot takes
Tear-away label = zero neck itch, maximum comfort
Made with ethically grown US cotton + low-impact dyes
Easy size-up for oversized vibe or true-to-size for normal fit – check the chart if you're gifting chaos
Shipping & Returns (real talk)
Made to order, ships in 1–4 business days production + 3–7 days shipping. Tracking always lands in your inbox. 30-day satisfaction guarantee: if it's not your vibe (or arrives fucked up), hit us up for replacement/refund. Double-check size before you pull the trigger—made-to-order means no "oops" returns for fit regrets. Full details in our policies.
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (cm)
71
74
76
79
81
85
B) Width (cm)
92
102
112
122
132
142
B) Half Chest (cm)
46
51
56
61
66
71
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (inches)
28
29.1
29.9
31.1
31.9
33.5
B) Width (inches)
36.2
40.2
44.1
48
52
55.9
B) Half Chest (inches)
18.1
20.1
22
24
26
28
Care Instructions
General
A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs .
Wash
The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape.
Dry
Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric.
Store
Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.
