FURZKANONE (n.) “fart cannon” — a person who farts often and stinks.
You know the type. Now you can wear the warning.
The Viral German Meme Everyone’s Talking About
Straight from the internet’s favorite “Furzkanone = fart cannon” videos. Big distressed lettering on premium blanks with the exact definition printed below. One look and everyone instantly gets the joke.
Why This Fart Cannon Shirt Hits Different
Wear it once and you’ll never want to take it off. It’s the perfect mix of savage humor and stupidly soft comfort that makes people laugh out loud then slowly back away.
- Ultra-soft 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton (100% cotton on solid colors)
- Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for year-round wear
- Classic unisex fit — true to size (size up for oversized vibe)
- Tear-away label so nothing scratches your neck
- DTG print that stays sharp wash after wash
- No side seams for a clean, smooth look
Perfect Gift for Dads, Bros & Meme Lords
Birthday present, White Elephant, Secret Santa, or “just because you stink” gift — this Furzkanone tee is guaranteed to get laughs. Great for Father’s Day, guy gifts, or anyone who dominates the family group chat with fart stories.
Shipping & Returns (Made Simple)
Printed fresh just for you (1–4 business days production + 3–7 days shipping). Tracking emailed the moment it ships.
30-Day Satisfaction Guarantee: Damaged, wrong size, or just not funny enough? Email support@aorbtees.com and we’ll make it right.
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
