A seal of approval from an organization that absolutely should not exist.
The Certified Horse Porn Enthusiast T-shirt gives an absurd joke the full official treatment: a distressed cream-and-black badge, bold “CERTIFIED” banner, horse-head silhouette, and horseshoe. Looks authoritative until someone reads it.
Vintage Badge. Questionable Credentials.
This vintage-style graphic tee combines weathered lettering and a classic circular emblem with a statement you probably shouldn’t put on your résumé.
For adult meme fans who appreciate straight-faced nonsense and wildly unnecessary qualifications. The certification is fictional. The double takes are understandable.
Choose Front or Back Printing
Make your introduction—or leave a lasting impression. Select Front Print or Back Print when ordering. The complete badge design appears on your chosen side.
Soft Fabric for Bold Statements
This unisex T-shirt brings everyday comfort to your most questionable wardrobe decision.
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Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
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Classic unisex fit and crew neckline
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Ring-spun cotton for solid colors; fiber blends vary by color
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Tear-away label
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Reinforced shoulders and a seamless body
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Distressed finish within the printed artwork
An Absurd Gag Gift for Adults
For inappropriate T-shirt exchanges, birthdays, and the friend who hears “please wear something normal” as a dare. This shock humor shirt comes with all the confidence of a professional credential and none of the professional opportunities.
Choose your print placement. Consider your reputation officially updated.
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
