Finally. A qualification you should probably leave off LinkedIn.
The Certified Horse Porn Enthusiast T-shirt gives an absurd statement the confidence of an official credential. No exam. No references. Absolutely no reason to mention it during a job interview.
Fake Credentials. Real Double Takes.
For the person who reads “inappropriate joke shirt” and considers it a recommendation. This shock humor tee takes the group chat’s worst idea and gives it a place in your wardrobe.
The certification is fictional. Explaining your shirt is your responsibility.
Choose Front or Back Printing
Make your questionable introduction on arrival or departure. Select Front Print or Back Print when ordering—the design appears on your chosen side.
Soft Fabric. Bold Claims.
Made using the Gildan 64000 Softstyle®, this unisex novelty T-shirt keeps the fit comfortable while the slogan does the uncomfortable work.
- Classic unisex fit with a crew neckline
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Solid colors made from ring-spun cotton; fiber blends vary by color
- Tear-away label
- Reinforced shoulders and a seamless body
An Absurd Gag Gift for Adults
For inappropriate T-shirt exchanges, birthdays, and that friend who treats “please dress normally” as a creative challenge. A ridiculous choice for adult meme fans with a taste for straight-faced nonsense.
Choose your print placement. Wear your questionable qualifications.
| |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
