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This baby already has a mortgage and a thousand-yard stare.
Born retired.
Born Retired Shirt
You’ve seen the face.
Newborn. Full mustache. Look that says “I’ve already done my 40 years.”
This is that energy on a soft tee.
The Baby With Mustache Meme, Wearable
The internet took one look at that mustache and decided the kid was born tired.
Three kids. Two mortgages. Already over it.
Now you can wear the joke without having to explain the viral clip.
Funny Retirement Tee for People Who Get It
Soft enough for everyday.
Loud enough that the right people will immediately laugh.
Perfect for lazy Sundays, group chats that never end, or just existing in general.
BULLET POINTS
- Soft, lightweight Softstyle fabric you’ll actually want to live in
- Unisex classic fit - true to size
- 100% ring-spun cotton (solids) for that everyday feel
- Tear-away label so nothing scratches your neck
- 30-day satisfaction guarantee if it’s not your vibe
POLICY REFERENCE
Printed on demand.
Most orders ship in 1-4 business days, then 3-7 days in transit.
Not feeling it? Easy returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery.
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
16.00 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
7.99 |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
9.49 |
9.72 |
9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
