Give Me a Beer or I Will Kill Myself Funny Beer Shirt
The ultimate doom-scroll declaration for when life's got you one bad day away from the edge. Wear it to the bar and watch the free drinks roll in—we're not liable for the therapy bills.
The Joke Straight from the feed: "Give Me a Beer or I Will Kill Myself." It's that over-the-top, dark humor vibe for beer lovers who know life's better with a cold one. Perfect for signaling "hand over the hops" without saying a word.
When You'll Wear It Bar crawls. Hangover brunches. That family BBQ where Uncle Bob's stories never end. It's the tee that says you're here for the laughs—and maybe a pity pint.
Why This Tee? We voted this winner because it's the kind of spicy meme big stores won't touch. Soft enough for all-day doom scrolling, bold enough to spark convos (or awkward silences).
Ultra-soft ring-spun cotton feels like your favorite broken-in tee right out the box
Lightweight fabric keeps you chill year-round, no sweaty regrets
Classic unisex fit—true to size, roomy without drowning you
Tear-away label means zero neck itch, all comfort
Ethically grown US cotton, Oeko-Tex certified for that feel-good factor without the preach
Warning: This shirt might score you free beers—or concerned texts from friends.
Gift it to the craft beer obsessive in your life; they'll owe you one.
Size Chart
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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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