{"product_id":"homophobic-transphobic-racist-shirt-ironic-tee","title":"Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist Shirt – Ironic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eWearing my red flags on my chest. \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eLiterally.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYeah, it says exactly what you think it says.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe joke, explained (for the people in the back)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's not a confession. It's the most unhinged way to say \"I know what the internet calls people like me... and I'm putting it out there anyway.\" Pure chaos bait. Wear it once and watch strangers do mental gymnastics trying to figure out if you're serious.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere this shirt lives\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrocery store run where you want zero small talk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFamily BBQ you weren't invited to stay long at\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConcert pit where everyone's already mad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJust scrolling TikTok and realizing you need to leave the house eventually\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft enough for daily wear, loud enough to start (or end) conversations.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUltra-soft lightweight feel (4.5 oz ring-spun cotton base) you'll actually reach for every day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eModern unisex fit – true to size, no side seams for clean lines, ribbed collar that won't curl after wash #1\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReinforced shoulders with twill tape so it holds shape through whatever dumb shit you get into\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print that's crisp, won't crack or fade fast – built for repeat wears and hot takes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label = zero neck itch, maximum comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade with ethically grown US cotton + low-impact dyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEasy size-up for oversized vibe or true-to-size for normal fit – check the chart if you're gifting chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch5\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Returns (real talk)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade to order, ships in 1–4 business days production + 3–7 days shipping. Tracking always lands in your inbox. 30-day satisfaction guarantee: if it's not your vibe (or arrives fucked up), hit us up for replacement\/refund. Double-check size before you pull the trigger—made-to-order means no \"oops\" returns for fit regrets. Full details in our policies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA) Length (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e79\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e85\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Width (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e92\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e102\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e112\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e122\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e132\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e142\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Half Chest (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e51\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e56\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA) Length (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Width (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e44.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e48\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB) Half Chest (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGeneral\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eA durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs .\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWash\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eThe t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDry\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eTumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eStore\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eKeep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A or B Tees","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":48128822542568,"sku":"fe614fbd-f60b-4549-b43f-780343474833","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":48128822575336,"sku":"59f43528-d257-4bf9-94ec-e5c1d2a2e182","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":48128822608104,"sku":"495dc9de-8ee8-49ef-8fcd-86a09ec80497","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":48128822640872,"sku":"179841b9-9e07-4645-9fce-5e4236fccb33","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":48128822673640,"sku":"6ad52509-43ec-4278-a940-fdee8cb376b0","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":48128822706408,"sku":"a34ba079-3cd8-4f92-b1cf-4ed59cd64a2d","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":48128822739176,"sku":"f714ad1a-62d2-43f3-b61c-45e44946d535","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":48128822771944,"sku":"508d45ba-4b0d-474a-bce4-c490e1ac87dd","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":48128822804712,"sku":"2db461ca-e494-4adb-8af4-edea4cafe5a9","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":48128822837480,"sku":"65befc7f-0d7c-4776-b9e4-0e661f4b5953","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":48128822870248,"sku":"b9d211ef-e358-42cc-b455-db531968045f","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Ice Grey","offer_id":48128822903016,"sku":"355d2447-bc38-4da6-8504-ef8285b986b1","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Gold","offer_id":48128822935784,"sku":"22acec3b-61cf-4e5b-b6f5-034692d8b681","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Gold","offer_id":48128822968552,"sku":"18b836bd-b9db-4053-925b-7fe3ca3b16ca","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Gold","offer_id":48128823001320,"sku":"7f0a4ebe-2f29-45cd-8de3-7471c08e7918","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Gold","offer_id":48128823034088,"sku":"3fc665d2-da95-4274-b137-8c19e39ef59c","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Gold","offer_id":48128823066856,"sku":"fa4c3fc0-c6b2-44cf-853f-d00b578119e2","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Gold","offer_id":48128823099624,"sku":"dd7a4043-8153-4db7-9de6-4243b9c1e59a","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Military Green","offer_id":48128823132392,"sku":"457301c9-e5b8-4e8f-b855-3c1004833240","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Military Green","offer_id":48128823165160,"sku":"5f0e54cc-4906-4333-88a2-7a52d55233c6","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Military Green","offer_id":48128823197928,"sku":"c5aed53c-6c00-46ba-a357-740e770e3771","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":48128823230696,"sku":"921d8c8d-e517-421e-939a-ae6125371d46","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":48128823263464,"sku":"1f997dea-f1b8-434e-9ecb-061653ffc470","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Military Green","offer_id":48128823296232,"sku":"04257ec0-ad84-4870-8f36-c3a212ef99af","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":48128823329000,"sku":"0a22f348-6b92-48c8-9085-df831710ab05","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":48128823361768,"sku":"40ec68c7-1d00-4bb5-80a8-9cd26639e318","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":48128823394536,"sku":"fab89de3-89df-4d6c-96cb-dcbe13deae59","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48128823427304,"sku":"82ddf580-a1ed-4df5-8de3-dbae883e86df","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48128823460072,"sku":"4f8b1a7b-b0a4-424c-9125-d9b416302a67","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":48128823492840,"sku":"c20582d3-2cbb-4e34-a449-f3641d58c9b8","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":48128823525608,"sku":"7ad30510-7d0c-4aac-b5e8-898fb3d317b1","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":48128823558376,"sku":"46474926-206c-489b-9cda-913023244b6f","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":48128823591144,"sku":"7a2c0667-4709-4504-a4b5-d16653353ebc","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":48128823623912,"sku":"3209bb70-514e-45f5-9d11-a50672a8bb22","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":48128823656680,"sku":"11e5db55-1065-4963-a098-2d861095f9d3","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":48128823689448,"sku":"b6ca8456-406c-4fdb-aab0-c922dbe043d5","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0684\/2158\/3080\/files\/a-or-b-tees-homophobic-transphobic-racist-shirt-ironic-tee-s-military-green-t-shirt-1227261324.webp?v=1773509378","url":"https:\/\/aorbtees.com\/products\/homophobic-transphobic-racist-shirt-ironic-tee","provider":"A or B Tees","version":"1.0","type":"link"}